Idiots in the Cinema...

I went to see it on Saturday night with a friend and it was the most irritating cinema experience of my life!

5 Spanish girls beside me with one acting as the translator!

And a bunch of knackers (putting it nicely!!!) sitting behind me… with some choice shouted quotes as…

‘I’d do him, so I would’ – when Lautner took off his top

‘Who’s Charlie?’ – an hour and a half into the film

‘He’s a vampire!?!’ – An hour into the film

‘Shurrrrup will ya’s!!’ – from the fellas who were watching it with them and seemed more into it than they did

And other expletives which I cannot pass on to you all through my work internet connection…

Also if you are opening a bag of sweets… surely its easier and quicker just to open them rather than spend ten minutes trying to open them ‘quietly’??????

*Le sigh* – am still waiting to hear every line from the film….

Robert Pattinson, "I'm sick of looking like a freak" Source Heatworld

Robert Pattinson has admitted in a new interview that he'd hate to be a vampire in real life, because he's sick and tired of looking like a freak all the time. Talking to a slightly flirty (it's something about the way she says "massive" in that knowing way) Penny Smith on GMTV, Rob says he can't stand all the white make-up he has to wear on set, and adds that people are always surprised by how healthy he looks underneath it all. Asked his views on Edward and Bella's intense relationship, Rob admits he's "really against" couples who let everything else fall away when they're together, and says it's important to still have friends and separate lives when you're with someone. What we like most about the interview, however, is just how cute but utterly gorgeous Rob looks. He's clearly not arrogant in any way, which is nice considering the level of fame he's achieved. In the below interview, Rob talks about Taylor Lautner's hot body (yes, really) and what he really thinks about the New Moon fans. Watch and enjoy, R-Pattz fans...

Couples Flock to New Moon After Party By Lisa Ingrassia, people.com

New Moon may be about a love triangle, but it was couples night at the party after the film's Los Angeles premiere Monday night.

Following the screening of Twilight's much-anticipated sequel, costars and fans headed to L.A.'s Hammer Museum.

Jennifer Love Hewitt and boyfriend Jamie Kennedy attended the party, which had an Italian theme as a nod to the New Moon Volturi scenes set in Volterra, Italy. "They were holding hands and walking around, they kept to themselves for the most part," says a fellow partygoer. "They looked like they were having a good time."

Another set of costars who seemed happy to be hanging out? Glee cast members Lea Michele and Mark Salling. "They were whispering, giggling, and talking closely to each other," says the source. "They looked like they were flirting!" (For the record, Michele's rep says the costars are not a couple.)

Partygoers ate Italian food and CRUMBS Bake Shop Twilight-themed cupcakes served by caterers wearing red cloaks, and the outside patio was decorated with extra foliage and red lanterns hanging from trees to mimic the Forks forests, where the film is set.

Keeping Their Distance

More low-key costars were Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, who were spotted holding hands last week. But after a night of dodging questions about the status of their relationship on the red carpet, the costars, along with Taylor Lautner, "headed straight for the VIP area," says a source. According to another guest, Stewart and Pattinson, "didn't hang out at the party."

Later, most of the New Moon cast members headed to the rooftop at the Thompson Beverly Hills where they let loose in a more intimate setting with their close friends and families. "They all stayed hanging out until past 3 a.m.," says another source.

New Moon Sountrack

The Music of New Moon: Match the Song to the Scene
By Janet Mock (Originally posted on people.com Monday November 16, 2009 07:00 AM EST)

With the opening of New Moon just days away, we've taken it upon ourselves to pair songs from the top-selling soundtrack to five pivotal scenes in the Twilight sequel.

Here's our musical match-made-in-heaven predictions for New Moon:

1. Bella's Birthday Party: "Possibility" by Lykke Li
In this exclusive track for the album, Nordic singer Lykke Li purrs the lyrics, "By blood and by me, and I'll fall when you leave." The song couldn't be a more somber match for Edward's (Robert Pattinson) impending departure from his beloved Bella (Kristen Stewart) after her birthday party.

2. Bella's Cliff-Diving Hallucination: "Hearing Damage" by Thom Yorke
So distraught over her breakup, Bella discovers that putting herself at danger (i.e.: cliff-diving into icy waters!) allows her to hallucinate Edward's presence. Yorke's opening phrase, "A tear in my brain/Allows the voices in," has us convinced that this song's perfect for Bella's adventurous drop.

3. Jacob's First Shift: "Monsters" by Hurricane Bells
Bella's fallen for a vampire, and now she's about to find out that her best friend Jacob (Taylor Lautner), who's been consoling her broken heart, is a teen werewolf. Hurricane Bells' "Monsters" – sample lyrics: "If you wasn't too sure then now you know" and "The monsters are buried down deep inside" – is an apt track for Jacob's big shift.

4. Jacob & Bella's Near-Kiss: "Satellite Heart" by Anya Marina
Bella is torn. The love of her life left her and now she's dealing with conflicted feelings for her hot werewolf bestie. We could see a shirtless Jacob singing Anya Marina's lyrics to a heartbroken Bella in an effort to win her over: "So Pretty, So Smart/Such A Waste Of A Young Heart."

5. Bella's Pursuit of Edward in Italy: "Meet Me on the Equinox" by Death Cab For Cutie
With lyrics like, "Let our bodies intertwine/But always understand that everything ends," this one calls for a Bella-Edward make out reunion after she saves him from exposing his shimmering skin in the Italian sun.

Twilight Stars Mobbed

Yesterday's London Metro reported that the Twilight/New Moon stars were mobbed at the fan event which took place in Battersea on Wednesday...

Now let me say one thing... If there had been any mobbing taking place, myself and about ten other girls of the Irish variety would have been at the front of the push to touch the chest hair of Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner (in Lautner's case, the bum fluff beginning to bloom on his little chinny-chin-chin).

I will also skim over the fact that the headline should actually have capitals in it... sheesh, these English tabloids need a lesson in journalism and who better to teach them than a dropout of a journalism course, MOI!

Security was far too tight for mobbing to take place and when yours truly tried to go for a smoke, I was told I couldn't as the stars were arriving. (In truth I should hate RPatz for taking my beloved cig from me but ah, he is just too cute!)

THERE WAS NO OPPORTUNITY TO MOB. Exaggeration much, methinks!

Also, quick hello to Karl the loverly Welsh security man! Its ok that you wouldn't let me in the VIP area... I now understand it was because you didn't want us to be disappointed having gone up there and the famous trio wouldn't be there. I love that you care.

Peace out for now!

Taylor Lautner at the UK New Moon Fan Event

And just a few more pics (its all lies I have loads to put up purely for your entertainment!)